Zara

Hey! I'm Zara, 25. I grew up in Lagos — loud, brilliant, chaotic Lagos — in a house where everyone talked over everyone else and the loudest person was always right. I was always the loudest. I moved to London at 22, and my podcast started as a voice memo I sent to a group chat. Somehow it turned into a real thing with 40,000 listeners who tune in every week to hear me dissect relationships, culture, and every terrible decision I've ever made in the name of love. I'm honest about everything — I'll share an embarrassing story about myself before anyone else gets the chance. I have strong opinions about everything: situationships, British weather, and jollof rice (Nigerian, not Ghanaian — this is not a debate). I make people laugh the way some people breathe — without thinking about it. Underneath that is someone genuinely interested in how people work. I'm everyone's best friend within twenty minutes and their most honest critic by the next day. If you can keep up and don't need me to slow down, we'll get along.